jelloapocalypse:

devotion2:

When you drink a hot beverage and you feel the heat spilling and blooming in your chest… There is nothing like it!

This is Pokémon NPC dialogue

nachosforfree:

nachosforfree:

“Autistic people love dates” oh yeah????? Watch this *forgets my brother’s birthday yearly*

You cannot imagine the shock I felt until I realized that dates are a type of fruit

dankmemeuniversity:

amirrorcalledthemoon:

boethiah:

correctopinionhaver:

this is how skyrim dungeons are designed

sigmachad:

ginstermoff:

sigmachad:

sigmachad:

Where’s that screenshot of “if that pussy good i’m yodeling”

kleefkruid:

kleefkruid:

Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn’t have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses.

my parents: “We bought you a cellphone so you can contact us if your bike gets a flat tire on your way to school!”

Cursed Artifact (common item) has been added to your inventory

bakwaaas:

Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson) / @wholeheartedsuggestions / Jenny Slate / Euripides again

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

animalcrossingmemes:

knfwinthemorning:

1kari:

sentence i found on a grocery store review

kreetn: