Sometimes, I am Taylor Swift.

donotfearthedarkness:

0m:

You give me a boner
not a penis boner
but a boner in my heart
a heart on, an affection erection

jamsfrankenstein:

fact: when a boy wears a beanie i want 2 make out with him approximately 700% more

milajewnis:

but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive 

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

jaclcfrost:

do you know how nice it is when someone asks you questions about something you like and are interested in and you get to talk about the thing and they seem genuinely interested in what you have to say about the thing

it’s very nice

duckstapler:

me too spongebob

richwhitelesbian:

when you look at the skeletons of someone who lived… laughed…loved… and the skeleton of somebody who worked hard every day and lived a safe life of consuming products… youll find that you cant tell which jacked off more. because they both jacked off a lot. 

those-wordless-moments:

How did these two even win the hunger games?