lovesavethempty:

I’m sobbing

bettywhite4ever:

fffcuk:

it snew today

i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word

textpoops:

So glad I’m 18 I’m going to look at porn for the first time ever

amoying:

swiggitty swood thats fuckin rude

stereolights:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

im laughign remember when i made this post

merelyafleshwound:

luciferisasexybagofdicks:

iepidemic:

hotapplestrider:

twelvejammiedodgers-andafez:

on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter

how bad is your idea

rejecting hitler from art school

holy shit

electing george bush twice

hooking up with taylor swift

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

toiletbowling:

heelys down the isle at my wedding

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

skitsskat:

youngheartoldmind:

white people

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????

IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP

alotlikebirdies:

mistavuhsachee:

Lets all take a moment to appreciate my senior picture and clever and witty senior quote yes

ALYSAAC NGHDG

ronaldreagay:

started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse