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Hi, My name is Elly. I'm way too gay to function. (The P is for pussy). Born and raised in Jersey. I treat people the way they treat me. And I really like burgers and pizza. *Update* This page may or may not be deactivataed July 23, 2014

Since it’s Tuesday and my birthday is tomorrow, go to my page tagged boobs and show me some loveeeeeeee

Since it’s Tuesday and my birthday is tomorrow, go to my page tagged boobs and show me some loveeeeeeee

I want to die already #floridatrip

I want to die already #floridatrip

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

common0courtesy:

clavid:

hitmonchan:

Goodnight and by that I mean I will roll around in bed for 2 hours and slowly die

please stay strong. So u are 101.3% pregnant?so what. All that means to me is JEHOVAH has 101.3% a plan for you.  Please keep my very pregnant friend in UR thoughts and prayers everyone

I’m dying

common0courtesy:

clavid:

hitmonchan:

Goodnight and by that I mean I will roll around in bed for 2 hours and slowly die

please stay strong. So u are 101.3% pregnant?so what. All that means to me is JEHOVAH has 101.3% a plan for you.

Please keep my very pregnant friend in UR thoughts and prayers everyone

I’m dying

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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Omw to be omw to Florida ✌️

Omw to be omw to Florida ✌️

fosterthegeese:

A Cr1tikal chuckle and laugh compilation.

15 hours ago7,280 plays

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

lasagnacat:

fun-dog:

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

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christ you guys

cynicallys:

"Everywhere you’re present.And still i can’t see you.”To The Wonder, 2012

cynicallys:

"Everywhere you’re present.
And still i can’t see you.”

To The Wonder, 2012