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The name is Elly. I'm an 18 year old college student majoring in mortuary sciences. I would consider myself very odd but you get used to it. Check out the faq 4 more info on my boring life. Talk to me

I look really rough too

I look really rough too

bearpoots:

cruelredsmear:

vshleymve:

squishietechies:

One of my biggest insecurities is my stretch marks. After I had my son I was covered in them. It’s been over two years and the deep gashes have made no progress on disappearing.

So in an attempt to try to not hate them (and myself) as much, here they are.

extremely beautiful

Women are incredible

But like these are absolutely lovely??

Anonymous said: are you gay. like even a lil gay

waluiqi:

im advanced gay (asexual)

Don’t worry. I’m high

Fuuuucaaaack manmjoi

Fuuuucaaaack manmjoi

Shiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeet mamiiiiiiiiiii

Shiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeet mamiiiiiiiiiii

iwant-youtonight:

I just wanna take cute pictures

MAMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DAAAAAAYYYYYYUUUUUMMMMMMMMM MAMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIII FUCKJJJJKKSHDORJSITJE GUCK FUCK FUCK SHOTMTOFUCK MAMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOIFUXHSKC

iwant-youtonight:

I just wanna take cute pictures

MAMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DAAAAAAYYYYYYUUUUUMMMMMMMMM MAMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIII FUCKJJJJKKSHDORJSITJE GUCK FUCK FUCK SHOTMTOFUCK MAMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOIFUXHSKC

Dayuuuum mamiiiiiiii lukin sexy mammmmi shhhhhhhiiiiiit mammmmiiiiiiii

Dayuuuum mamiiiiiiii lukin sexy mammmmi shhhhhhhiiiiiit mammmmiiiiiiii

shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze
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omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

breenwolf:

once you start filling in your eyebrows you never go back

pakeeztani:

amortizing:

"If you’re 18 why do you still ask your parents for permission" you’re not Hispanic you don’t understand the struggle

literally every foreign parent

people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS